$RAMEN
Run by Noodles
The original hard currency.
Satoshi didn't invent decentralized money. The cellblock did. Noodles keeps the ledger: debts, favors and every pack you owe him.
DROPS AT LAUNCHBacked by sodium. Trusted by the system.
Same walls. Different animals.
THE BLOCK
Three coins. Eight inmates. One cellblock running on ramen, rumors and bad decisions.
ROBINHOOD CHAINContract addresses drop at launch. Only trust links from this site.
YARD TIME
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A brief history of money
Satoshi didn't invent decentralized money. Cellblock D did.
Long before Bitcoin, the yard ran on noodles.
A single brick of instant ramen could buy you a haircut, a favor, a phone slot or a guy named Tiny watching your back.
No banks. No Fed. No KYC.
"Two packs. You know the rate."
JUST
SODIUM-BACKED
SOUND MONEY
passed hand to hand through a fully peer-to-peer network of guys named Big Mike.
While the outside world debated the future of money, the block was settling debts before count.
LEDGER NOTES — CELLBLOCK D
Noodleskept the books.
Bailmoved the messages.
Fortyneeded a loan.
OGaccepted chicken flavor only.
Now the prison economy has a token.
$RAMEN
Born in the commissary. Brought to the blockchain.
Welcome to The Block. You owe somebody already.
Everybody's doing time. Some by choice.
$RAMEN
The original hard currency.
- ✦ Token-holder perks in The Yard
- ✦ Do Your Time lockups in the SHU
- ✦ Life Without Parole burns for $STAMPS
- ✦ Exclusive cosmetics and merch drops
$JPAY
The money mover.
- ✦ Moves value to the inside, fast
- ✦ Do Your Time lockups in the SHU
- ✦ Commissary checkout, when it opens
- ✦ No burns, no surprises
Every block has an economy
$STAMPS
Run by Bail
Earned in the SHU.
Stamps are the inside credit of The Block. Send $RAMEN to the SHU for Life Without Parole and Bail slips you stamps for games and digital goods. Ecosystem credit, not a coin to flip.
DROPS AT LAUNCHLicked, stuck, delivered.
$JPAY
Run by Digits
The bank of the inside.
Eight arms. Eight ways ahead. Digits moves money to the inside with no four-day processing and no five-dollar fees.
DROPS AT LAUNCHGet money to the inside. At the speed of crypto.
SAME WALLS. DIFFERENT ANIMALS.
THE BLOCK:
INMATE ROSTER
LIGHTS OUT. EYES OPEN.
THE BLOCK · INMATE RECORDSBad behavior. Good company.
NOODLES
#0000RAT · THE BOOKKEEPER
"Numbers. People. Patterns. Same thing."
BAIL
#0000PIGEON · THE INFORMANT
"Information travels faster than lockdown."
FORTY
#0000RACCOON · THE HUSTLER
"Broke but always working something."
OG
#0000TORTOISE · THE LIFER
"Seen more doesn't mean I say more."
HUGO
#0000OWL · THE JAILHOUSE LAWYER
"Knowledge doesn't do time."
TANK
#0000GORILLA · THE MUSCLE
"Big body. Bigger appetite."
DIGITS
#0000OCTOPUS · THE CARD SHARK
"Eight ways ahead."
SHORT TIME
#0000CRICKET · ALMOST OUT
"Temporary inmate. Permanent optimist."
The roadmap (allegedly)
ACT I
Open the Books
$RAMEN drops first. Noodles sets the exchange rate. Every block needs money.
ACT II
Spread the Word
The SHU opens. Do your time with $RAMEN or $JPAY. Lifers earn $STAMPS.
ACT III
Move the Money
$JPAY goes live. Digits runs the rails. Cross-holder drops tie the whole block together.
#6969
Official rap sheet
- CHARGE:
- SENTENCE:
- ASSOCIATES:
- OUTSTANDING:
Noodles keeps the books
One public dev wallet. Every token it holds is on the ledger.
DEV WALLET:
DISCLOSED AT LAUNCHDEV BUY
DISCLOSED AT LAUNCH
Bought in the launch transaction. Visible on-chain from block one.
LOCKED
DISCLOSED AT LAUNCH
Lock tool and unlock date disclosed at launch.
CREATOR FEES
DISCLOSED AT LAUNCH
How creator fees get used, posted right here.
Get the CA first
Launch time drops here first. The contract address only ever comes from this site and our X.
Commissary is open
01
Get a Wallet
Set up an EVM wallet like MetaMask, Rabby or the Robinhood Wallet. Your seed phrase stays with you. Not even Bail gets it.
02
Add Robinhood Chain
Add the Robinhood Chain network to your wallet. Gas is paid in ETH.
03
Load the Commissary
Bridge ETH over to Robinhood Chain. That's your ramen money for the trip.
04
Buy on Pons
Open the coin on Pons. Paste the contract address from this site only.
CLONE ALERT
Copycat tickers with stolen art show up within minutes of every launch. If the contract address doesn't match this site and our X account, it isn't us.